Titles Suggested by Mr. Spock

Novel titles, as suggested by my husband:

• Bangers and Mash
• Spotted Dick
• Courtly $#&*&@^
• The Dominatrix and the Clown
• And That, You're Honor, Is Why My Butt Hurts
• Orgasminastical
• I Thought He Could Hold His Breath That Long
• It Was A Harmless, Birthday, Tickle-Fight
• Sir Humpalot Meets His Match
• Lady Humpalot Meets Her Match (because this is a common spin off title device)
• What Think You Of These, Sir Charles?
• She Closed Her Eyes and Thought of England... and Passion

Yeah, I know. But I have nothing scheduled to post and didn't want dead air for too long.

Perhaps this is a time when dead air would have been preferable.